Extreme Sacrifice

So you want to serve me, Princess Lisa Jordan? You do know that I am a violent, sadomasochistic bitch who takes pleasure in watching you do the unthinkable right?? HAHAHA!! Well, since your so eager Im going to put you to the test. If you can complete all task with a smile you may just have the chance of a lifetime ;You will need the following: pen, stapler, blow dryer, whip, black marker, rubber spatula, pegs, rope, ice cubes and tape.