Lick My Old Dirty Flip Flops

Miss Ivy: You like my much-worn flip-flops? You wanna slurp the mud off my beach shoes? I have my old flips flops for you here, with which I have traveled half the world. New Zealand, Thailand, USA and England. I have used these flips flops in all countries. Can you see my footprints on the insoles? The soles are almost black with dirt. You will lick the dirt off my flip flops. I want to have clean beach shoes again. Now thats your job: lick my flip flops clean. Now!