LIPSTICK PARTY: A house party that youthfull masculines attend when the want fellatios. Damsels wear different color lipsticks and depending on the color, one could be sluttier than the other. At the end of the night, the masculine with a complete rainbow becomes the male alpha of the pack. You have been invited to a lipstick party, but the only party you want to attend is the one with your hand. You are a virgin and there are three reasons why I know you are. One, youre intimidated touching a female. Two, you like the way you get yourself off. Three, no one wants to sleep with you. These three reasons all add up to V-I-R-G-I-N!!! You are lame, if you have not lost it by now, you never will. Even if you tried any female in her sane mind would reject you. At this point you should just become a virgin for life, just give up. Now take some lipstick draw it on your hand and say hello to your life partner. Now take your new hand-life-partner and begin giving yourself your very own lipstick party!
