You’re My Human Ashtray

So you told me how much you like witnessing smoking chicks. Ill do you the favor and smoke a cigarette while youre watching. Im lightning up the cigarette and inhale the smoke into my lungs before I exhale it right into your face. Sexy, right? But thats not the whole deal - now youll open your mouth so I can use it as my ashtray! In the end youll even swallow all the ashes and youll eat the cigarette butt too!